If any of you guys have any suggestions for books, send me a message. I'd love to broaden my reading horizon.

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

original-robin:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

celestiachan:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

yo wanna see a post I woke up at 3am to write for reasons unknown?

No, but you’re going to show me anyway

super accurate answer!!! please enjoy this cheerful excerpt from my drafts folder:

And I see before me a pulsing pulsating mountain of flesh, throbbing and convulsing and convalescing before my eyes, and I know that this is History, in all its gory. I know that I am watching the present scab over into the past, a wound forever healing itself and never quite succeeding. QueuePost

I sent this to my professor because we just did an essay about the meaning of time and such, this was her response


Thanks, [my name],



It is poignant! An evocative image that Dōgen would surely appreciate, too.



I hope you have a balanced weekend.



Warmly,



Dr. [Professor]


Just thought you should know.

it both concerns and delights me the number of times students have sent my posts to their college and high school teachers

writing-prompt-s:

NASA lands a ship on a planet where one second is equivalent to one year on Earth. The stay was meant to be very brief, until an unknown astronaut walked up, exclaiming, “What in the hell?! It’s been a WEEK!! That’s 604,800 years in Earth time! What happened that took you guys so long?!”

marqvders:

world-heritage-posts:

dredsina:

dredsina:

dredsina:

dredsina:

dredsina:

dredsina:

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

one day this comic will reach a million notes and then i’m going to quit my job and become a couch

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Huh? What’s this? I don’t remember ordering something that big.

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Oh, it’s a sofa? I already have one, though…

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Hang on, my job sent me this? Is this some sort of bonus or something?

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Huh??? It’s empty?? Then why was it so heavy…

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Oh hang on what’s this?

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I’m not sure I can reach it…

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Oh crap!!!!

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Everyone who isn’t reblogging this version is a coward and a villain

world heritage post

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

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sootcestispog:

agressivesneeze:

alex-uwu-space:

kirthapalous:

xx-g3ck0-xx:

xx-h4rl3y-h34rt4ch3-xx:

frankiemustlive:

xx-g3rawrd-xx:

forever-stuck-in-the-2000s:

fieryfantasybooklover:

s-c-o-o-b-y-s-n-a-c-k:

anxieteas-tea:

take-some-vampire-money-bro:

something-of-a-hermit:

wafflesmcgeesus:

gay-emo-quotes:

beautifry:

petewentzstolemypizza:

coldtartsbrewcoldersocks:

rnyselfie:

themurderscene:

and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos

is that my chemical romance?

OH MY GOD not every group of emos is my chemical romance stfu tumblr

but it actually is my chemical romance

this is the funniest fuckibg thing I’ve ever seen

I’ve…. seen this everywhere except on Tumblr itself. It’s the blessed post.

I reblog this everytime it comes on my dash and I’m unashamed

I’ve waited so long to see this post in person

Damn…… What a way 2 start the decade. Ive only seen this post in screenshots…….

i’m crying- this is-???? ahh? i- i can’t-

it’s THE post

I’m finally worthy! It’s THE post aah

Are you truly an emo if you havent reblogged THE post?

holy shit it’s on my dash–

You’re missing the best part:

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I FINALLY FOUND THE HOLY POST MUM I DID IT

I F0UND 17

ITS BACK

FINALLY ♡

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Originally posted by darkflamedragonslayer

HOLY CRAP